If I could tell you about all of my botch ups, slips of the tongue and what I wish I could take back...then I would, but really, all I can do is laugh about it.
some of the highlights include :
"I'm sure you will all want to take advantage of me on Saturday"
"Instead of saying she sucks, she really blows"
"one thing you want to do to me"
watching Alexander (hard core love-making scene) in the presence of two of my students--AWKWARD