So I figured I would try to collect sayings that my parents have said--they are well known for their 'unique' phrasings:

But today, my father asked a close family friend (who works for the govt. and has certain security clearances): So, ____, can you tell me some confidential information today?
"uh..." (uncomfortable pause and laugh, with abrupt topic change)

and then later at dinner...

"I bot! I bot today for obama!--" ( my mother emphatically exclaims)
"err, you mean, you VOTED for Obama?"

and then my father proceeded to say the same thing TWICE...while mentioning to my mother,"Your words are contagious."

classic.